Steve Austin
What would Stone Cold Steve Austin do in this scenario?
What if as the new car saleman gave Stone Cold the keys to his new car and just before he drove off the lot, the saleman called him a piece of crap and spit on his new car?
What would Stone Cold Steve Austin do now?
JUST WONDERING FOR THE FUN OF IT.
He’d jerk the wheel around screech the tires, get out and beat the piss out of that fat salesman. Then he’d grab him by the neck and make him lick up the spit off of the car. after which he would slam his head into the bumper several times, then kick him repeatedly while he was on the ground. After which he would take the tire iron and shove it up his ass sideways. His finale would be to give him the double middle finger, and then get back in the car to do a burnout making sure that the salesman’s head was right next to the tire and the end of the exhaust pipe, kicking dirt, rubber, and hot exhaust into his face, at which point he would speed off down the road.
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